All occasions
Pick your battle.
Every American milestone deserves a roast. Choose your occasion — or get weird and pick "Just Because".
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Birthday Roasts
Another year closer to the grave.
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Breakup
Independence Day, baby.
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Military & Veterans
Hooah. Oorah. Hooyah.
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Just Because
No reason. Pure chaos.
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Graduation
Congrats on the debt.
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Wedding
Til lawyers do you part.
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Anniversary
Another year, still legally bound.
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Promotion
More money, more taxes.
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Sympathy
Death and taxes, friend.
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Holiday
Patriotically merry.
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Custom
Make your own damn occasion.
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