Forge your card

Name: Custom AI Roast Greeting Card
Brand: MuricaCards

Tell us about your victim. We'll write the roast and sketch the art. You edit, we print, USPS delivers.

DO NOT include sensitive personal information (SSN, bank details, private medical info, passwords, etc.) in card messages or notes. We are not responsible for misuse of any information you provide.

Occasion

Recipient nameAge (optional)

RelationshipTell us about the victim — the more you share, the better the roastStrike level: Full Assault

Light FireTotal Annihilation

No mercy — sharp and savage

📸 Optional: Upload a photo of the victim

The AI can use their face to make the roast personal. Photos stay private to your account.

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I confirm I'm 18 or older and I get it — these cards are satire. They can offend the recipient and that's on me, not MuricaCards. I've read and agree to the Disclaimer & Terms and Privacy Policy.

🦅 Your art lands here

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Did we get it wrong? Type something else below, or use the Re-roast button to let the AI take another swing.

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Roast more than one person and save. First card $19.98, every card after just $13.99 — 30% off, automatically.

Delivery

Add as many cards as you like — they all ship to you in one order, and you hand-sign, seal, and mail them. You'll enter your shipping address once at checkout — not here.